a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Adele walks into the stables

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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