- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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