Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Agent 47.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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