- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Darude- Sandstorm

THE GAME.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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