Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

your mum

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

This is not a joke or is it

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what's black and can't swim?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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