What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Anti Joke

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