Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Rebecca Black.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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