- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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