So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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arena football

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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