- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Where's my tractor?

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