- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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