- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Your face

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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