How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Anti Joke

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