How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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