What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Your Mother

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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