- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Rebecca Black.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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