- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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