Getting up for a black person on a buss

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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soccer

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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