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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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