What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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arena football

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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