- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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