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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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