Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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