- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

destiny

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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