You mothers so ghetto, you died.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A: Do you like it B: No

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

black people are white when i use night gogles

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

book 'em danno

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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