- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Church.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

knock knock whose there? my penis.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.