What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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