Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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