- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Fat people

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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