I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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