- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

69

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??