"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Knock knock

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

knock knock come in!

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Today is March 22.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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