What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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