What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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