What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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