- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

My name is Harry.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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