What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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