Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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