- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

long in the tooth!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

YOLO

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What does two plus two equal? 4

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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