Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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pauls tuck

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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