- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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