How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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