- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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