A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

I'm Batman.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

j

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...