why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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