- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

My name is Harry.

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