- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

women's rights

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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