Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

I'm hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

refridgrator

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Ross.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

You know what's catchy? A cold

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

your social life.

Cliterus

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Wenis Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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