- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Nickleback.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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