How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Anti Joke

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