Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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