- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Homonyms should be band.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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