A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Anti Joke

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