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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Potato!

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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