Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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where's mom I killed her

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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