- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

hi jonny

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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