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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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