- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

^ That's not even funny ^

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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