- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Whats black and gay? Obama

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