- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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