- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Nickleback.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

people magazine

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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