Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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