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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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