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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

why did matt die? He had cancer

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

mark lawson likes boys

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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