Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

women's rights.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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