What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Internet Explorer

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Homonyms should be band.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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