- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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