Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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