- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

DEATH.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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