Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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