whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Poop

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