- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

THE GAME

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Lil Wayne

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

The WNBA

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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