- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

this website even though its hilarious.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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