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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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